CELINA, TN — A private management memo accidentally broadcasted to the main highway this week. The Celina 52 Truck Stop digital video board displayed "WE HATE POOR PEOPLE" instead of the usual welcome greeting. Management blames a software error for...
CELINA, TN — A busted ID scanner at the Celina 52 Truck Stop forced management to get creative at the checkout counter on Thursday. Blind forklift operator Donny Day was pulled from his normal warehouse duties to evaluate alcohol purchases by...
CELINA, TN — A suspected math head stole a fully loaded Budweiser delivery truck from the Celina 52 Truck Stop lot Tuesday morning. The eighteen-wheeler was commandeered at exactly 9:41 a.m. while the vendor was inside the main building restocking...
CELINA, TN — An undercover sting operation by Celina 52 Truck Stop revealed severe performance issues at rival Sta-Lo Market on Tuesday. Lot attendant Nevaeh Petty was dispatched to see if Sta-Lo Manager Nick could satisfy a customer at the...
CELINA, TN — An eight-foot tall trucker hygiene mascot has been permanently banned from international competition after storming the ice during the 2026 Winter Olympics. Celina 52 Truck Stop's own Piss Jugman interrupted the hockey match Tuesday...
CELINA, TN — Celina 52 Truck Stop has officially ripped out its bathroom baby changing stations to install PlayStation 5 consoles. Management struck a deal with GameStop to repurpose the fold-down plastic tables into gaming kiosks, citing plummeting...
CELINA, TN — All fuel pumps at the Celina 52 Truck Stop are currently dispensing regular unleaded for free as management attempts a frantic maneuver to avoid federal prison. CEO Dennis Herniple authorized the giveaway Tuesday morning to...
CELINA, TN — Local road construction forced the United States military to route a live nuclear warhead through the main snack aisle of the Celina 52 Truck Stop on Tuesday. Two soldiers casually wheeled the explosive device past the soda coolers on a...
CELINA, TN — The Klitz family was named the February prize winners at Celina 52 Truck Stop after management noticed they were regular customers who desperately needed a vacation. The grand prize is four tickets to see Jason Aldean perform live at an...
CELINA, TN — A third-grade career day presentation by 2nd Shift Lead Cashier Colby Kappleman ended abruptly Tuesday morning after school administrators cut power to the gymnasium projector. Kappleman, accompanied by the heavily armed eight-foot...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Following a rigorous selection process involving over 1,000 entries, Celina 52 Truck Stop has officially announced the winner of its Annual Valentine's Date with Nevaeh sweepstakes. Local resident Verlon secured the highly...
CROSSVILLE, TN — A local man was forcibly removed from the Celina 52 Truck Stop men's restroom early Tuesday morning after staff discovered him preparing Maruchan Chicken Ramen directly in a public washbasin. The impromptu culinary station, complete...
