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Dumpster Debut Delayed: Scissors-Wielding Parachutist Perched on Pole, Ceremony Halted
The much-anticipated ribbon-cutting ceremony for Celina 52 Truck Stop's brand-new, highly-anticipated dumpster has been indefinitely postponed aft...
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Feral Homeschooler Convoy Stages Standoff at Celina 52
CROSSVILLE, TN – September 15, 2025 – Normal morning operations at Celina 52 Truck Stop were brought to a grinding halt today by the arrival of a...
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Falling Alpaca Grounds Hyundai Elantra in Celina 52 Parking Lot
CROSSVILLE, TN – September 13, 2025 – Patrons at the Celina 52 Truck Stop were treated to a bizarre and disruptive spectacle this morning when a s...
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Celina 52 Pioneers Culinary Innovation with New "CAULK MEAT"
CROSSVILLE, TN – September 12, 2025 – In a bold move set to disrupt the convenience store food industry, Celina 52 Truck Stop has officially launc...
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Janitorial VR Training Mishap Sparks In-Store "Zombie" Outbreak at Celina 52
CROSSVILLE, TN – September 10, 2025 – A corporate initiative to enhance employee skills through virtual reality took a violent turn at Celina 52 T...
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Cashier Belinda Acts as Human Windshield Wiper During Downpour
CROSSVILLE, TN – September 9, 2025 – In a stunning display of employee dedication that goes far beyond the employee handbook, Celina 52's own Cash...
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Celina 52 Implements New CAPTCHA Entry System to Combat In-Store Bots
CROSSVILLE, TN – September 8, 2025 – In a pioneering move to enhance store security and operational efficiency, Celina 52 Truck Stop today rolled ...
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Long-Time Customer Banned for Life After Reneging on Reese's Purchase
CROSSVILLE, TN – September 3, 2025 – Celina 52 Truck Stop has enforced its zero-tolerance policy on consumer indecisiveness, issuing a lifetime ba...
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Boy Banned After Exploiting Soda Promotion at Celina 52 Truck Stop
CROSSVILLE, TN – September 1, 2025 – What began as a gesture of holiday generosity has ended in a corporate crisis for Celina 52 Truck Stop, after...
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Celina 52's Piss Jugman mascot invades Buc-ee's
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Major Bust at Celina 52 Truck Stop Leads to Citizens Arrest
In a groundbreaking operation on Christmas Eve, the team at Celina 52 Truck Stop, in collaboration with the Celina Organized Police Department (C...
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TJ Forbes hired as Celina 52 Truck Stop Reply Specialist
Meet TJ Forbes: Celina 52 Truck Stop's New Comment Reply Specialist
Celina 52 Truck Stop is thrilled to welcome TJ Forbes as our newest team membe...
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