About Celina 52 Truck Stop
Welcome to Celina 52 Truck Stop, the heart of Celina, Tennessee, and your one-stop shop for everything a trucker, traveler, or local could ever need. We're not just a truck stop; we're an experience. A way of life.
Our History (What We Remember Of It):
Founded way back in 1952 by the prominent Herniple family, Celina 52 Truck Stop started as a humble little operation with just a couple of gas pumps, a dream, and a whole lot of grit. Over the years, we've grown a bit (some might say mutated).
Our Mission:
Our mission is simple: to provide a unique and unforgettable experience for every customer, whether you're a seasoned trucker, a family on a road trip, or a local just looking for a good deal on a slightly-used hand dryer. We strive for excellence in everything we do, except maybe spelling and common sense.
Our Team of Employees:
At Celina 52, we're more than just coworkers; we're a family. Led by our CEO, Dennis Herniple, our team is a diverse bunch, including:
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Nevaeh Petty: Parking lot attendant, urine jug specialist, and Jerry's much younger ex-wife (and former step-daughter, but let's not dwell on that).
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Rodney Bartow: Maintenance and security, a man of few words and many tasers. He's also a former Cold War veteran.
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"Blind" Donny Day: Our forklift operator, who can't see anything at all. He's also a certified mystic, a hunter, and an aspiring chef.
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Daniel Brine: Day Shift Manager and a voice of reason.
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Jebediah Yoder: Temporary CEO and Amish, bringing a touch of old-world charm (and questionable hygiene) to the truck stop.
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Colby Kappleman: Lead Second Shift Cashier, certified in advanced conflict escalation and preemptive threat neutralization
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Caitlyn Weaver-Herniple: Public Relations Admin and a relative of Dennis Herniple.
Our Services (What We Think We Offer):
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Fuel: We've got gas, diesel, and urine.
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Food: We serve up classic American fare, including our famous Owner-Operator Dogs.
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Showers: Our showers are guaranteed to be wet. You can even share one with a stranger for a small fee. We've recently installed two way monitors so you can chat with our CEO while you are showering.
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Entertainment: From our "Bonus Hole" quarter pusher game to our occasional live events (like the Turkey Drop and Piss Jug Man appearances), there's never a dull moment at Celina 52.
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Urine Jug Exchange: We have a unique program for exchanging used urine jugs. We don't recommend looking into the specifics.
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Security: We take security very seriously, even if our methods are a bit unorthodox.
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Cranking the Hog Rewards Program: Ask any employee how to earn points and redeem them for valuable prizes!
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Live Animals: We have many un-caged animals on the property for your enjoyment.
Our Promise (Or Something Like It):
At Celina 52 Truck Stop, we promise to provide you with an experience you won't soon forget, whether you want to or not. We're committed to customer satisfaction, employee safety, and making a profit, no matter what it takes.