CROSSVILLE, TN — The Celina 52 Truck Stop has updated its checkout system to include an "optional but highly encouraged" gratuity prompt, backed by the immediate threat of blunt force trauma.Patrons attempting to finalize their purchases at the...

CELINA, TN — An eight-year-old cookie kingpin is in police custody today after attempting to establish a black market Thin Mint hub near the diesel pumps. The illicit Girl Scout operation directly threatened Celina 52 Truck Stop’s fragile corporate...

CELINA, TN — A heavy tactical response ended a tense weekend standoff at Celina 52 Truck Stop after a seven-year-old boy barricaded himself inside an inflatable bounce house. The child's refusal to exit the nylon structure pushed the truck stop over...