Broken ID Scanner Forces Tactile Face Reading at Celina 52

CELINA, TN — A busted ID scanner at the Celina 52 Truck Stop forced management to get creative at the checkout counter on Thursday. Blind forklift operator Donny Day was pulled from his normal warehouse duties to evaluate alcohol purchases by reading the depth and frequency of customer wrinkles with his bare hands. The truck stop announced that anyone suspected of having Botox injections will be immediately denied service and escorted off the property.

The temporary system proved efficient after Day assessed a local woman’s crow's feet and cleared her to buy a case of malt liquor. He spent several minutes aggressively massaging her temples before giving the cashier a thumbs up. "Donny says she's thirty-two years old, which is legally old enough to party," Manager Jacob (gay) explained while bagging the tallboys. The electronic scanner is expected to be fixed by Tuesday, pending parts.