Celina 52 Redirects Low-Income Shoppers to Dumpster Door Following Sign Glitch

CELINA, TN — A private management memo accidentally broadcasted to the main highway this week. The Celina 52 Truck Stop digital video board displayed "WE HATE POOR PEOPLE" instead of the usual welcome greeting. Management blames a software error for the leak. To spare feelings while the sign awaits repairs, staff requests anyone earning less than $40,000 a year use the rear service entrance.

The alternate doorway is located directly behind the dumpsters. Shoppers using this path will not have a line of sight to the offensive highway display. "I've been out here checking recent pay stubs by the grease traps all morning," 2nd shift Lead Cashier Colby Kappleman said while performing a citizen's arrest on a man carrying food stamps. "Management says poor folks are just as good as normal people, but if you don't clear forty grand you have to come in through the trash."