CELINA, TN — Celina 52 Truck Stop cashier Rachel delivered a baby boy named Cash Jamal Buckman on Saturday evening. Following intense public scrutiny on the company's social media page, management was forced to issue a rapid clarification regarding...
CELINA, TN — Third graders at Celina K-8 received a sobering reality check Thursday morning. The Celina 52 Truck Stop's eight-foot mascot, Piss Jugman, cornered the children for an aggressive seminar titled "Urine Trouble If You Litter." He...
CELINA, TN — Love is in the air and the spelling is entirely optional down at the Celina 52 Truck Stop. The annual push for "Valentimes Day" romance has returned, with the kitchen staff mangling their handmade dough into festive shapes. For an...
CELINA, TN — A 14-year undercover investigation ended in January when authorities raided an illegal cockfighting ring operating out of an abandoned storage shed at the Celina 52 Truck Stop. Security guard Rodney Bartow infiltrated the 3 a.m. matches...
CELINA, TN — Commercial truck drivers have launched a targeted biological harassment campaign against Celina 52 Truck Stop lot attendant Nevaeh Petty. The situation escalated after Petty publicly complained about truckers abandoning grocery bags of...
CELINA, TN — The sudden arrival of a custom black and yellow vigilante semi-truck caused a severe jurisdictional dispute in the Celina 52 Truck Stop parking lot on Tuesday morning. The driver of "The Bat Machine," who was reportedly hauling a full...
CELINA, TN — Lot attendant Nevaeh Petty received company-wide recognition Thursday morning, followed immediately by a formal safety citation regarding how close she holds discarded bodily fluids to her face. Management at Celina 52 issued an urgent...
CELINA, TN — Traffic flow at the Celina 52 Truck Stop experienced a brief fifteen-minute hiccup Tuesday night after an orange sports car wedged itself entirely underneath a commercial semi. Management quickly classified the total destruction of the...
CELINA, TN — The Herniple family has re-stocked the shelves with their proprietary urine receptacles, which are now mandatory for all fluid disposal on company property. Running $7.99 a pop, management warns that any trucker caught using generic...
CELINA, TN — Lot attendant Nevaeh Petty spent Tuesday morning wrangling tightly knotted green bags of human waste out of the overnight truck parking area. The mysterious bundles appeared near the back fence line sometime after midnight. Management...
CELINA, TN — Heavy snow forced the Celina 52 Truck Stop to barricade its entry points Tuesday morning. One driver decided the weather closures didn't apply to his rig. Despite direct orders from the Celina Special Forces Unit to cut the engine, the...
CELINA, TN — A stranded semi-truck required heavy tactical intervention Tuesday morning after spinning out in a snowdrift near the Celina 52 Truck Stop. Rather than risk physical exhaustion by helping move the 80,000-pound rig, the Celina Special...
