Genetics and Jaundice Cited in Celina 52 Birth Announcement

CELINA, TN — Celina 52 Truck Stop cashier Rachel delivered a baby boy named Cash Jamal Buckman on Saturday evening. Following intense public scrutiny on the company's social media page, management was forced to issue a rapid clarification regarding the child's paternity. The official update confirmed Rachel's fiancé Paul is the father, attributing the newborn's dark complexion to recessive DNA skipping a generation and a possible bout of jaundice.

Second shift Lead Cashier Colby Kappleman spent most of his Sunday shift defending the family's honor in the comment section instead of manning the register. "I don't care what science says, Paul is the dad and anyone who disagrees can meet me by the diesel pumps for a citizen's arrest," Colby said while aggressively taping up a busted case of Mountain Dew. Management has respectfully requested that customers stop trying to sell the couple discounted 23andMe kits during their shifts.