CELINA, TN — Traffic flow at the Celina 52 Truck Stop experienced a brief fifteen-minute hiccup Tuesday night after an orange sports car wedged itself entirely underneath a commercial semi. Management quickly classified the total destruction of the...
CELINA, TN — The Herniple family has re-stocked the shelves with their proprietary urine receptacles, which are now mandatory for all fluid disposal on company property. Running $7.99 a pop, management warns that any trucker caught using generic...
CELINA, TN — Lot attendant Nevaeh Petty spent Tuesday morning wrangling tightly knotted green bags of human waste out of the overnight truck parking area. The mysterious bundles appeared near the back fence line sometime after midnight. Management...
CELINA, TN — Heavy snow forced the Celina 52 Truck Stop to barricade its entry points Tuesday morning. One driver decided the weather closures didn't apply to his rig. Despite direct orders from the Celina Special Forces Unit to cut the engine, the...
CELINA, TN — A stranded semi-truck required heavy tactical intervention Tuesday morning after spinning out in a snowdrift near the Celina 52 Truck Stop. Rather than risk physical exhaustion by helping move the 80,000-pound rig, the Celina Special...
CELINA, TN — Heavy snowfall has completely shut down the Celina 52 Truck Stop parking lot after the facility’s sole snow plow driver left for a week-long cruise to Cozumel with the vehicle's keys in his pocket. Instead of hiring a private contractor...
CELINA, TN — An impending weather system has completely wiped out the grocery staples at Celina 52 Truck Stop. Signs plastered across the front doors Tuesday informed panicked locals that the store is completely out of "milk and breed." Customers...
CELINA, TN — As sub-zero temperatures and a massive winter storm bear down on the region, Celina 52 Truck Stop is strictly enforcing a bare-arms indoor dress code. Customers must strip off their heavy coats and abandon them in a plastic bin out on...
CELINA, TN — Truck driver Reid Dunn is the recipient of a complimentary shower voucher after Celina 52 Truck Stop security cameras caught him engaging in late-night charity. When temperatures dropped into the mid-30s Friday evening, Dunn spotted an...
CELINA, TN — Celina 52 Truck Stop celebrated the 62nd birthday of blind forklift operator Donny Day on Tuesday. Management withheld all baked goods out of respect for his severe diabetes. They opted instead to honor the milestone by letting him run...
