CROSSVILLE, TN — Donny Day, the visually impaired forklift operator for Celina 52 Truck Stop, is celebrating a triumphant hunting season after bagging what he described as a rare "piebald albino deer" from a distance of approximately ten...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop has taken a proactive approach to patron privacy following the discovery of a surveillance device in the ladies' restroom. Rather than removing the large, black dome camera situated prominently...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Operations at the Celina 52 Truck Stop were severely hindered Tuesday morning after an employee accidentally trapped herself inside her own vehicle. The worker, identified on the company roster simply as "Attractive Female Cashier,"...
CROSSVILLE, TN — A rusted polka-dot step van, flanked by two desert-tan military Humvees, currently sits idling in the wet parking lot of the Celina 52 Truck Stop. The makeshift armored division is aimed squarely at the "Bussy's" travel center...
CROSSVILLE, TN — The Celina 52 Truck Stop paused its daily operations to observe a solemn Veterans Day tribute, honoring a highly specific subset of its staff's military and quasi-military service records.Standing on a small strip of red carpet...
CROSSVILLE, TN — A routine lot sweep at the Celina 52 Truck Stop yielded an unusual discovery this weekend when lot worker Nevaeh Petty recovered a massive, flesh-colored rubber arm from the asphalt. The three-foot-tall synthetic appendage, which...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop issued a formal statement Tuesday refuting viral internet rumors that the facility is "impossible to visit." To prove their physical existence, executives invited the public to drop by and meet...
CROSSVILLE, TN — For several weeks, management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop believed their beloved, eight-foot-tall corporate mascot was simply going through a rough patch. However, an attempted emotional intervention this morning revealed a...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Frugal window shoppers are advised to steer clear of the Celina 52 Truck Stop following a sweeping new corporate mandate requiring the purchase of store-branded merchandise prior to exit. The aggressive retail strategy is currently...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop has announced a strict new sustainability initiative: mandatory toenail harvesting. Effective immediately, any patron utilizing the facility’s public showers must deposit their toenail...
CROSSVILLE, TN — An employee at the Celina 52 Truck Stop is facing strict disciplinary action after committing a grievous conversational error during a routine transaction this week. Management reports the cashier accidentally replied "you too" when...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop has issued a formal apology after a reported technical malfunction caused gas pump screens to verbally abuse customers who declined to enter the convenience store.Drivers fueling up this week...
