Locksmith Dispatched After Cashier Traps Herself Inside Own Vehicle

CROSSVILLE, TN — Operations at the Celina 52 Truck Stop were severely hindered Tuesday morning after an employee accidentally trapped herself inside her own vehicle. The worker, identified on the company roster simply as "Attractive Female Cashier," remains marooned in the driver's seat of her white SUV.
Through the glass, the visibly perplexed employee can be seen pressing her hand and a desperate, red-marker "HELP ME" sign against the window. According to Celina 52 management, the vehicle is fully intact, but the cashier lacks any foundational knowledge of how interior car door locks function. She has also refused directives to simply roll down the glass and climb out, stating she is strictly uncomfortable with unconventional window exits.
"I tried talking her through pulling the little plastic tab up, but she just kept crying and tapping the glass," said 2nd shift LEAD Cashier Colby Kappleman, who briefly considered executing a citizen's arrest on the SUV before abandoning the rescue effort. "Now I'm stuck covering register three until a professional gets here."
A local locksmith has been summoned to the parking lot to handle the extraction. Management expects the rescue operation to conclude by mid-afternoon, expressing optimism that the cashier will be completely freed in time to clock in for her Wednesday shift.