Celina 52 Reply Specialist Blames 100 Browser Tabs for Mourning Mishap

CELINA, TN — Celina 52 Truck Stop’s social media department is operating at a reduced capacity today following a catastrophic browser management failure. Reply Specialist TJ was suspended after responding "lmaooo 💀💀" to a follower grieving the loss of her grandmother. Management ultimately accepted his defense that he had over 100 tabs open and actually intended the response for a live stream of overseas missile strikes, but opted for disciplinary action anyway to appease the public.

TJ is currently sitting out the incident on paid menstruative leave while human resources finishes a formal review. The offending comment has since been scrubbed from the page, and the grieving follower received a direct message apology. "If you can't keep your wartime casualties separate from our loyal customer base, you need a few days off to bleed it out," said Manager Jacob (gay). The truck stop declined any further comment.