CROSSVILLE, TN — A historical war reenactment staged in the Celina 52 Truck Stop parking lot escalated well beyond operational parameters over the weekend, resulting in an unknown number of presumed casualties and a scattering of historically...
CROSSVILLE, TN — A life-threatening medical emergency at Celina 52 Truck Stop revealed severe gaps in employee first-aid knowledge yesterday, resulting in a bizarre three-person Heimlich maneuver chain in the condiment aisle.The ordeal began when an...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop has implemented an aggressive new employee retention strategy, securing Head Cashier Belinda to her workstation with heavy-duty steel chains following rumors of her potential resignation.The...
CROSSVILLE, TN — In a bold push to slash operational overhead, Celina 52 Truck Stop management has launched a mandatory, mid-defecation market research initiative, dispatching employee Judy to conduct in-stall toilet paper surveys.On Tuesday...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop has issued a formal apology to Nabisco following the unauthorized, gasoline-fueled immolation of a freestanding Chips Ahoy display outside the store's main entrance.According to incident...
CROSSVILLE, TN — A heavily armed tactical strike force representing PepsiCo breached the Celina 52 Truck Stop early Tuesday morning, securing the snack aisles with assault rifles to forcefully terminate a local sales promotion. At least four...
