CROSSVILLE, TN — A historical war reenactment staged in the Celina 52 Truck Stop parking lot escalated well beyond operational parameters over the weekend, resulting in an unknown number of presumed casualties and a scattering of historically...
CROSSVILLE, TN — A life-threatening medical emergency at Celina 52 Truck Stop revealed severe gaps in employee first-aid knowledge yesterday, resulting in a bizarre three-person Heimlich maneuver chain in the condiment aisle.The ordeal began when an...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop has implemented an aggressive new employee retention strategy, securing Head Cashier Belinda to her workstation with heavy-duty steel chains following rumors of her potential resignation.The...
CROSSVILLE, TN — In a bold push to slash operational overhead, Celina 52 Truck Stop management has launched a mandatory, mid-defecation market research initiative, dispatching employee Judy to conduct in-stall toilet paper surveys.On Tuesday...
CROSSVILLE, TN — Management at the Celina 52 Truck Stop has issued a formal apology to Nabisco following the unauthorized, gasoline-fueled immolation of a freestanding Chips Ahoy display outside the store's main entrance.According to incident...
CROSSVILLE, TN — A heavily armed tactical strike force representing PepsiCo breached the Celina 52 Truck Stop early Tuesday morning, securing the snack aisles with assault rifles to forcefully terminate a local sales promotion. At least four...
CELINA, TN — The Celina 52 Truck Stop will resume normal business operations at 6 a.m. Wednesday following a 48-hour closure prompted by an internal investigation. Management confirmed Tuesday evening that one employee at the center of the scandal...
CELINA, TN — The Celina 52 Truck Stop is currently on lockdown while management investigates a severe tactical situation involving Celina Special Forces Unit commander DeWayne Alexander. The exact nature of the incident is being kept quiet, though...
CELINA, TN — The doors at Celina 52 Truck Stop remain padlocked this Thursday as federal investigators swarm the property. Yellow tape currently blocks off the smoldering remains of the western fuel canopy. Trouble began late last night when Blind...
CELINA, TN — The Celina 52 Truck Stop shuttered its doors without warning Tuesday morning as CEO Dennis Herniple ordered mandatory polygraph examinations and DNA cheek swabs for all employees. The aggressive forensic investigation was triggered...
CELINA, TN — Celina Special Forces Unit Commander DeWayne Alexander reached forty years of age today. Human Relations representative Caitlyn mandated a brief cessation of tactical operations so the security chief could be presented with a sheet...
CELINA, TN — The ongoing dispute over the paternity of infant Lil Cash was forcefully settled next to the scratch-off machine at Celina 52 Truck Stop on Tuesday morning. Local resident Rachel intercepted breakfast commuters to hand out freshly...
