Heavily Intoxicated Manager Spearheads Snickers Deveining Initiative at Celina 52

CROSSVILLE, TN — In an ongoing effort to maintain moral decency in the snack aisle, Celina 52 Truck Stop has instituted a mandatory "deveining" process for all Snickers bars to render the nougat-filled treats less suggestive for general audiences.

The meticulous operation was demonstrated Tuesday afternoon by Manager Jacob (who is gay), currently operating under the influence of an undisclosed amount of narcotics. Wielding an eight-inch, blue-handled kitchen knife, Jacob was observed precariously shaving the textured chocolate ridges off the top of the candy bars. Shavings were left to gather on a honeycomb-patterned sanitary mat as the heavily impaired manager carefully smoothed out each confection's undulating topography.

Truck stop leadership insists the intense anatomical modification is necessary to protect the motoring public from inappropriate imagery while consuming peanuts and caramel. "The pronounced vascularity of the chocolate shell was simply too provocative for a family-friendly establishment," read an internal memo released by the Herniple family.

Customers purchasing a deveined Snickers will receive their smoothed, aerodynamic candy bar wrapped in generic wax paper. Jacob is expected to finish the current pallet by Thursday morning, provided he maintains his focus and does not accidentally devein his own thumb.