Celina 52 Mascot Piss Jugman Detained on Alleged Vandalism and Assault Charges
On November 8th, Piss Jugman, a well-known local figure associated with Celina 52 Truck Stop, was detained by authorities in Crossville, TN, on charges including vandalism, destruction of public property, and assault on a peace officer. The incident reportedly involves a Tennessee state trooper vehicle that was spray-painted while parked at a Truck Stop across from Buc-ee's.
Celina 52 Employees, including Piss Jugman, drove to Buc-ee's in attempt to promote our superior business. However, we were turned away and decided to set up shop across the street at another Truck Stop, and try to draw customers away from Buc-ees.
Authorities allege that Jugman, who was near the scene, is responsible for the defacement of a patrol car that was parked at the gas pumps at the Truck Stop. However, the only evidence presented thus far includes grainy security footage that raises questions about its reliability.
We at Celina 52 Truck Stop fully support Piss Jugman and are prepared to defend him against these allegations, as we believe he has been wrongfully accused based solely on circumstantial evidence. We encourage the community to remain open-minded until all the facts are thoroughly examined.
Contact:
Celina 52 Truck Stop Communications
931-313-6045
These are clearly trumped up charges. P. Jugman is a National Treasure, not whatever Nic Cage was looking for. Justice for Jugman, NOW!
I’m prepared to lay down my life for PissJug mans freedom, like that hero in new york.
nobody gives a F about your stupid ass pranks just sell your stupid slushies like everyone else and go home and sit in your TV chair and stfu
Free PJM!
PJM is out of control. My friends and I got into a fight with him in a Waffle House bathroom. Luckily, my buddy Thagus was able to unscrew his cap, defeating him. I’m sure we will run into him another day at another Waffle House.